hahaha! verily, it dost summon forth memories of mine own youth, when my younger sibling and I did frolic in days of yore. yon Luffy, who possesseth naught the skill to swim, didst fall into the river (a fate oft endured, for he knoweth well he art akin to an anchor), and 'twas commonly an alligator that didst devour him, or perchance a serpent. yet, on this occasion, lo! a giant swordfish didst ascend the mountain, how it came to be, I knoweth not. it had him wholly within its gaping maw, as though he were a merman! he found mirth in the matter, thus did I resolve to impart a lesson by allowing him to leap in such a manner, striving to persuade the fish to release him for the span of three hours
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at length, we did partake of the fish.